miércoles, marzo 21, 2007

Solteros por contrato

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Cuando cuestionen tu soltería eterna, tú culpa a los contratos.
Soltera clama en su interior:
-Diosín, le encuentras hombre hasta a Carlota.
Dominio de contratación, allí la clave.
Carlota ofrece sus mercados a Alfredo. Alfredo firma.
Pero Soltero piensa “podría encontrar fácilmente a una dama más hermosa que Carlota”. Pero MashermosaqueCarlota busca a Vivaracho. Pero Vivaracho cree que conquistará a Preciosa. Pero Preciosa seduce a Sujefe.

Así, por culpa de Preciosa, mil contratos fracasan ante el éxito del último: Soltero fracasa tras MáshermosaqueCarlota, MáshermosaqueCarlota fracasa tras Vivaracho, Vivaracho fracasa tras Preciosa y Preciosa firma con Sujefe.

Carlota y Alfredo, sin nadie tras ellos, no anulan ningún contrato. Y tal vez esa contratación parezca poco ambiciosa. Pero comen churros tranquilos. Y no temen engordar. Porque cuando en un contrato ganan todos lo mismo, ninguno teme.

68 comentarios:

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¿La solución es quedarse con cualquiera?

Alan dijo...

Conclusion I: lo importante es tener subordinadas...

Conclusion II (se deriva de I): Billetera mata Galan ...


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La última vez que comí churros casi fallezco del ataque al hígado.

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Vaya cadena que has formado: las cadenas del matrimonio, claro.
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Sigo para abajo, leyendo otros posts.

Nos estamos leyendo.

p.d.: me visitaste en "el cuentagotas", si te animas a visiarme en el otro blog también te agradezo.

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intrigada: no podemos quedarnos con cualquiera, aunque eso queramos.

alan: tener subordinadas, en sistema de contratación, no sólo es machismo, ¡es capitalismo!

tutan kamón: ¿intentaste con los churros manolo?

juant: muchas gracias. yo hice clik arriba de tu comentario y visité el blog correspondiente. no sé cómo ir a otro. dime la dirección.

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Nos recuerda a una serie muy antigua. En España se llamo "Enredo", y su titulo origina era "Soap". Asi es la vida...

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Lonjazo: yo lo leo en voz alta con un relojito al lado, así marco los tiempos. No habré sido clara si había que leer tantas veces.

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Andrea: Tener subordinados no es capitalismo, el partido comunista tiene una det estructura.

Pese a eso para poder pasar de la conclusion I a la II la premisa implicita es que estamos en una soc capitalista....

Que queres que haga ...ya me lavaron el bocho...(si me escuchan los maestros del CENI me matan!)

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2- nunca vi un culo con botones.

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tan real... tan amargo al mismo tiempo... tan pero tan!!!!

se de casos asi, me viene a la mente Dizqueguapo que se fijo en bienbonita, pero por problemas de ego se sintío más... bienbonita termino sola y amargada y luego dizqueguapo termino también mal cuando lindasbiana lo puso en su lugar... ja... asi es la vida...

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fausto: ¿dizqueguapo?, ¿él se pone más buen mozo si discan su número? me confundiste.

Belsebas dijo...

Que grandes Alfredo y Carlota!!!!!!!

Ojo, lo de Preciosa es cuestionable, pero puede ser que Vivaracho no sea tan "amigable" como su jefe

Nos leemos, chaucha

Anónimo dijo...

Yo por eso ni novia ni nada... maldita sea... estoy tan solo (corro al baño y me suicido) jaja

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Belsebas: es Preciosa, claro que la debes cuestionar.

t3mo: infería el porqué de tu corrida al baño, pero me desconcertó la cosa del suicidio.

Paco Casal dijo...

Como veo que todos fracasaron, se nota que ese mercado esta en Uruguay.

Disculpeme x no pasar antes, pero le digo la verdad: pense q c habia retirado, y ahora que entro tiene un monton de post q ni me lei...me tengo que poner al dia Andrea :O

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Federico dijo...

Bue-nísimo

los de los churros es para irse a dormir feliz

Federico dijo...

lo de los churros...

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paco casal: disculpado, no comprendo que te llevó a darme por muerta. ese mercado, indudablemente, no está en Uruguay.

fd: para irse a dormir contento con unos churros deberías comerlo. pero me alegra que un post te conforme, un encare poco obeso.

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Un contrato me parece una visión demasiado pesimista. No te defraudes por lo que viviste.

Anónimo dijo...

Contrato sellado y calificado... Pasa, pasa, y no pasa hasta que te pasa...

Un beso que estes bien.., buen inicio de semana...

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